ngoziu:

chaos0pikachu:

ngoziu:

ngoziu:

Listen on my post that is guy-in-the-chair-hacker-with-internet-brainworms/hired-assassin-who-is-tired-dead-inside

All of you are wrong. It’s not 00q it’s not otasune it’s not person of interest you’re all wrong. because not a single person is meeting my Divorced Dad Who Shops at Big Lots For Clothes Aesthetic and my Nerd Who Holds Several Pikmin SpeedRun Records vibes. People are like “oh that’s this ship—” SCREENCAP ME JAMES BOND WEARING BIRKENSTOCKS THEN. And standing right next to him should be a man ripping open a Pokémon card booster pack with his teeth.

Originally posted by turtlestanfirst

You have come the closest. Also I’d cast Idris Elba as the assassin. Not this one, too clean cut. But him as bloodsport in the good suicide squad. Or Brad Pitt in Bullet Train. Or Pedro Pascal in [any project].

how come no one told me the hit post about hit-man/guy-at-desk was from the best selling graphic novelist of fucking CHECK PLEASE

Thank you thank you I also have many sideblogs hidden on this blue website

elbiotipo:

Someday “astronaut” will be a job like any other (in a way it already is… do you know the names of the current ISS or Tiangong crews? they just are up there doing their jobs) and like that post said, someone will someday say in a resigned tone “goddamn it, I guess I have to go to the Moon” because it’s like, their job.

This, by the way, happens literally as described in Planetes, and that’s why you should watch Planetes.

eskewcity:

the out of print hungry caterpillar tote… I desire her

santhipoma:

bucksboobs:

We as a society have to start acknowledging that someone having a different perception of the same event is not a Gaslight. The foundational film you’re thinking of is Rashōmon.

garaks-padded-bra:

garaks-padded-bra:

garaks-padded-bra:

Pov shot from my position on the couch, where my 1 eyed dog tally likes to stare at me from the floor with his stupidly human mouth hanging open in awe. He doesn’t want me to pet him or to sit next to me. I don’t know what he wants. I never will

he finally jumped up to hang out with me today and i was so happy thinking he enjoyed my company but NO! All he wanted was my FUCKING hummus

I forgive him for previous transgressions stated above because on his walk just now a butterfly landed on his head and when he tried to shake it off he Completely fell over

fatsexybitch:

lemonweenie:

catchymemes:

@catboysienna

Raptor Mouth perfec t size for put baby in to n\ap! inside very Soft and Comfort. Araptor Mouth yes a place for a baby put baby in raptor mouth can trust raptor

thefuzzydave:

She’s on morphine

cetitan:

cetitan:

ALT

Books by Joe Murray

Creating Animated Cartoons with Character, Who Asked the Moon to Dinner, The Enormous Mister Schmupsle!

Joe Murray Studio

Aaaaagggggghhhh2h2222222222HGGGGBBBBBBbbhhg12322

I’m fucking doing laps around my house about this

typhlonectes:

marinella-ela:

It’s Wet Weasel Wednesday!!!!

healpimp:

offense classes bonding

uglygirlstatus:

mb-trix:

doctorcurdlejr:

Hi. My name is doctorcurdlejr and you may recognize me from the Riverdale posts you stomp and spit on like a street rat when they fall upon your dash. I want to take this time to talk about a very important problem that’s impacting tens, if not twenties, of people around the globe: The Series Finale of Riverdale (2017-2023, may it find peace in gay death).

For the next few days, a number of LGBTQ+ persons, ones you may even know, will be mourning the loss of their gayass television series. It is with this in mind that I ask you to withhold your deep seated, dreadful, mean spirited, and ugly hearts to show compassion to the fans you stumble across. It is more than acceptable to shrug your shoulders and move on from what you don’t understand. I give this warning not only thinking of my fellow fans, but of YOU, random tumblr blogger. These people are liable to whip around and maul you like an attack dog if you choose to insult the show while they observe this truly unfortunate period of mourning.

So, I beg of you, follow the ethos of an 8 year old child and THINK before you curse the name of Riverdale within the next week.

*tapping the mic*

Riverdale, not good.

butchpartypoison:

quick doodle in honor of.. y’kno… *shakes pompoms*

torbooks:

beezelbubbles:

torbooks:

who would win in a fight against Godzilla*?

butterfly w a knife

pluto, the PLANET

Godzilla’s mom

the untitled goose

Why does Godzilla have a * but then there’s no footnote? What’s the asterix for???

this is an excellent point and the answer is because we posted this from our phone and forgot to include a note, but the asterisk is because Godzilla is a dragon

animebohio:

Hello! My name is Ben and I am a Puerto Rican/Boricua Artisan. I create Puerto Rican folk art influenced with pop culture, hence the name Anime Bohio! My main work consist of Carnaval masks from Puerto Rico called Vejigante (Bey- He- Gahn-teh)! Give me a follow and hope you enjoy my art and learn something new!

mandyseley:

i-am-an-adult-i-swear:

Sometimes the rats in my brain come together and start yelling “YEARNING” and in trying to appease them I ask “FOR WHAT” but they are too small so all they can say is “YEARNING” which is a very big word for such a tiny creature, even collectively

ALT

ALT

ALT

I loved this visual so much I had to doodle it.

ratratratratrat