monttagues:

loving these priorities

autumngracy:

weaselle:

ultrafacts:

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If you get a puppy at the standard time, around 9 or 10 weeks, it is YOUR responsibility to teach them this. As you are playing, anytime they bite even a little too hard, make a sharp noise like a yelp or a hissing intake of breath or even just “hey!” not angry, more like in pain, and immediately stop playing. If they try to continue to play turn your shoulder or back to them, ignore them until they stop and let you recover. Then you can go back to playing with them. You are showing them what it looks like when they bite too hard, and what is expected of them in that situation, which is to wait to be invited to play before reengaging. Not only does this train them to not bite too hard, it lets them calibrate to each person, dog, and situation.

Maybe one of your hands is hurt – having grown up learning bite inhibition this way, your dog will pick up that you are wincing or stopping to inspect your hand or making a noise and will adjust their bite force/play style. This is a key aspect of socialization, and will let your dog play well with other dogs, children, etc.

People don’t really talk about this much but you should also be trying to teach this to cats (for biting and clawing too hard).

thebiclub:

this reddit post is so good.

a trans guy who is also a butch who dates both men and women– I aspire to be like this. oh, to play 5d chess with gender.

bundibird:

Link

chilewithcarnage:

mothmanismyuncle:

funny-tik-toks:

THE WIND UP

IT DROPS DOWN, LINES IT UP, AND HAULS BACK AND *tiny smork noise*

this is literally a live action looney toon lol

beaft:

beaft:

a small child came into the café today and asked to buy a chocolate truffle. he tapped a credit card on the reader and it did not go through, mainly because it was not a credit card but in fact a junior cinema pass. i gently explained he couldn’t use that to buy things in shops and he looked so gutted that i was like “…but just this once you can have it for free, don’t tell my boss though” he said thank you and walked out with his truffle and as he went i heard him chuckling to himself and saying “yes….. yes!!!!!” like the sickos comic

leolaroot:

“dont smoke around your pets” okay well i dont even smoke im asthmatic. my dog smokes bc she needs to fucking chill sometimes and Yeah i light them for her Obviously bc she cant use a lighter. i dont get anyrhing out of this arrangment and i resent the implication. in fact shes giving ME secondhand smoke. so my question is why are you so hateful and jugemental and acting like an asshole to me making presumptions and shit about my life.

what-even-is-thiss:

thememedaddy:

Trans man here! It’s the goop! Hope this helps!

lemmaeof:

slicedblackolives:

rosyish:

If y’all can’t boycott Starbucks and McDonald’s what use are you really? Because these aren’t places that you NEED (do not bean soup this post I’m so serious) what do you have that’s a NEED from Starbucks?? Exactly.

this is not strictly relevant but a friendly reminder that WHILE starbucks and McD have materially supported israel, BDS has not asked for their boycott (tho you are free to do so, and i am, and probably boycott Disney as well who has given 2mil USD to israel) as these companies are not really instrumental in the occupation of palestine. they HAVE asked for the boycott of:

- HP (hewlett packard)

- Siemens

- AXA

- PUMA

- Israeli produce

- Sabra Hummus (jointly owned by PepsiCo and Strauss group)

- Ahava cosmetics

these companies and products either provide critical infrastructure for the occupation of palestine and/or use occupied land resources in their supply chains and/or are affiliated w the Israeli state and the profits go into Israeli taxes. financially hurting these organisations is more important than attacking McDonald’s for providing free burgers!

BDS has called for boycott against McDonalds due to McDonalds of Israel donating food to the IDF, but not against Starbucks - see this recent thread from the BDS committee on Twitter

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theoneofwhomisblue:

cephi-in-the-stars:

No chel has longer hair

jame7t:

Makes a heartbeat sound effect when you get near me but neither of us can tell if it’s a horror game or a dating sim

deernoizes:

Fuck this stupid game

acybernetickiwi:

Shrink rays should exist for height dysphoria and kink purposes

word-for-today:

Curious about which use of “groom” came first (guy getting married or horse attendant?) and it turns out it was the horse one first—“groom” as in “guy getting married” is short for “bridegroom” which was originally “bridegoom” until the word “guma” meaning “man” was totally obsolete and by folk etymology became “bridegroom” since his relationship with the bride was similar to a groom’s relationship to a horse? Or something?

Anyway up until the 20th Century some people were still saying “bridegoom”